June 2012
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May 2012
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((>pop some popcorn
>make one post
>sit back and watch ensuing chaos
>eat popcorn))
This is a reminder that I know about everything...
And you better think twice before trying any “funny” ideas.
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The next dumbass who "forgets" to refill the...
The letter to your family will not commend you for your heroic actions for your country; it will be an outline from birth to death of all your failures in life and why they should thank me for killing you.
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April 2012
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golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak…
Okay look. Sorry for the damn store, he threw me off…
Just get back to base.
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golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak…
The van was the LAST thing he threw! Before that is was an SUV, and a pick-up before that!
Please go on, I care so much.
No, no. Please. Don't call me when things like...
jivebot:
donotcallmemaam:
jivebot:
donotcallmemaam:
/miserably opens comm/ In our defense, we stopped him. An’ he didn’t get anythin’, far as I can tell… /mutes it, purges over the bridge again/ …..’ey, uh, do we need an environment team o’er here o’ somethin’?
I don’t want to hear anything in your defense right now. I’ve already called in the clean up crew to pick up after the mess...
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golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak replied to your post: No, no….
He threw a van at me. A VAN. What the hell was I supposed to do?
Catch it.
No, no. Please. Don't call me when things like...
jivebot:
donotcallmemaam:
/miserably opens comm/ In our defense, we stopped him. An’ he didn’t get anythin’, far as I can tell… /mutes it, purges over the bridge again/ …..’ey, uh, do we need an environment team o’er here o’ somethin’?
I don’t want to hear anything in your defense right now. I’ve already called in the clean up crew to pick up after the mess you both left. Get...
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golden-streak replied to your post: No, no. Please. Don’t call me when things like this happen, I love not knowing about issues like this right away.
Hey, I got him to leave!
Would you like a gold star? A pat on the head? How about a few complimentary trophies saying “at least I got him to leave” from the store you destroyed?
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No, no. Please. Don't call me when things like...
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Oh yes that's very sneaky.
jivebot:
In his defense, Director, Jay Cat’s been pretty busy tryin’ th’club shipshape, so don’t be goin’ too hard on him cuz m’immigration papers ain’t cleared yet. Er…please. /low hum/ Talked t’a few o’ th’soldiers, coupla techs…not many others. Been keepin’ t’myself mostly.
Don’t worry about him, he’s a big boy and can handle a little conversation.
To get to the point,...
Oh yes that's very sneaky.
jivebot:
A’ight then. Director.
Th’name’s Blaster. Been topside roughly…’bout a month, I think? Imma audiobot. Comms, frequencies, all that good stuff. Been helpin’ Jay Cat out with th’sounds.
A month. Of course. “Jay Cat” and I are going to have a little chat. But don’t you worry about that because you might actually prove to be somewhat useful. How much have you interacted...
Oh yes that's very sneaky.
jivebot:
donotcallmemaam:
I can’t see the orange giant trying to hide at all.
You are an idiot.
….jus’ tryin’ t’avoid th’storm, ma’-/oop/
….Director?
Director.
And you are who? And while you’re answering that, why don’t you fill me in on how long you’ve been here and what exactly you’re supposed to contribute.
bringinthethunder:
*shrug* Sure, fine, whatever you say ma-err, Direk-tor Mearing, did I say that right?
*narrowing her eyes at you* Close enough.
I’ll have one of my men brief you later and, if everything goes well, we won’t have to talk to each other again as long as you keep your nose out of trouble and stay out of my way.
don't sweat it Skyhamma'
skidzzz:
donotcallmemaam:
skidzzz:
I’m so scurred.
I’m revoking your off-base privileges and replacing your free time with inventory time.
WHAT
YOU CAN’T DO DAT TA ME, MY ARM’S MISSIN’!
How terrible. How horrible.
Get it replaced.
don't sweat it Skyhamma'
skidzzz:
donotcallmemaam:
skidzzz:
donotcallmemaam:
skidzzz:
Mearin’s a bitch
I have no qualms with shooting you.
IT AIN’T GON’ DO SHIT, I’M 3 TIMES BIGGA DAN YOU
I don’t think you realize that I not only have access to very large guns but have also memorized the files on our observations of Cybertronian vital points. Try me.
I’m so scurred.
I’m revoking your off-base...
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Oh yes that's very sneaky.
I can’t see the orange giant trying to hide at all.
You are an idiot.
don't sweat it Skyhamma'
skidzzz:
donotcallmemaam:
skidzzz:
Mearin’s a bitch
I have no qualms with shooting you.
IT AIN’T GON’ DO SHIT, I’M 3 TIMES BIGGA DAN YOU
I don’t think you realize that I not only have access to very large guns but have also memorized the files on our observations of Cybertronian vital points. Try me.
don't sweat it Skyhamma'
skidzzz:
Mearin’s a bitch
I have no qualms with shooting you.
bringinthethunder:
Me? I’m th’ new guy. Name’s Skyhammer. And yer really hard to see down there, so uh….sorry in advance if I uh…yeah sorry, ma’am.
… *pauses and inhales deeply oh boy you’ve done it now* Let’s get another thing out of the way. Me? I’m not a ma’am. You? You’re not going to call me ma’am. You’re going to refer to me as Director...
bringinthethunder:
*looks down* Yeah…y’could say I’ve been a little out of the loop for a bit. And well, you see who we’ve got around, fillin’ in doesn’t exactly seem likely anytime soon.
So yeah. *cocks head* Who’re you?
Who am I? Charlotte Mearing, Director of National Security. I’m here to babysit your lot and keep the damage your presence...
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radiostarbee liked your post: bringinthethunder: donotcallmemaam started…
Don’t you have anything better to do with your time right now? Because I can come up with something for you, it’s no problem for me.
bringinthethunder:
donotcallmemaam started following you
…We let organics on our base?
Since you’re new and it’s obvious no one’s been bright enough to brief you yet, I’m going to fill you in on an important fact here. This isn’t your base. This is my base. Not yours; mine. I let you on my base. You don’t let me do anything, it’s the other way...
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February 2012
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I have better things to do than this.
Stay out of trouble.
donottellmymother:
donotcallmemaam:
donottellmymother:
I’ll still talk to you, baby. Whether you want me to or not.
Not.
Then why did you reblog this?
I don’t have to answer to you, Former Agent Simmons.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. He doesn’t count.
donottellmymother:
I’ll still talk to you, baby. Whether you want me to or not.
Not.
dylan-gould:
donotcallmemaam:
dylan-gould:
donotcallmemaam:
And when did I say you did? I never gave you permission to use my first name, and Director is my official title and you, along with everyone else, will use it.
Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte
I’m going to block you.
Then you won’t have anyone to talk with.
I have work to do anyways, I need anyone to talk...
dylan-gould:
donotcallmemaam:
And when did I say you did? I never gave you permission to use my first name, and Director is my official title and you, along with everyone else, will use it.
Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte
I’m going to block you.
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dylan-gould:
donotcallmemaam:
dylan-gould:
donotcallmemaam:
Why am I not surprised.
You’re welcome, Charlotte.
That’s Director Mearing to you.
Last I checked, I don’t work for you.
And when did I say you did? I never gave you permission to use my first name, and Director is my official title and you, along with everyone else, will use it.
Of course the first post I see on my dash is Mr....
dylan-gould:
donotcallmemaam:
Why am I not surprised.
You’re welcome, Charlotte.
That’s Director Mearing to you.
