April 24, 2012   1 note

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April 23, 2012   3 notes

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April 19, 2012   1 note

golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak…

Okay look. Sorry for the damn store, he threw me off…

Just get back to base.

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April 19, 2012   1 note

golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak…

The van was the LAST thing he threw! Before that is was an SUV, and a pick-up before that!

Please go on, I care so much.

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April 19, 2012   7 notes

No, no. Please. Don’t call me when things like this happen, I love not knowing about issues like this right away.

jivebot:

donotcallmemaam:

jivebot:

donotcallmemaam:

/miserably opens comm/ In our defense, we stopped him. An’ he didn’t get anythin’, far as I can tell… /mutes it, purges over the bridge again/ …..’ey, uh, do we need an environment team o’er here o’ somethin’?

I don’t want to hear anything in your defense right now. I’ve already called in the clean up crew to pick up after the mess you both left. Get back to base immediately.

Uh…Imma mean th’mess m’systems are makin’ o’ th’ration I ate into this river here. Is this slag bad f’y’guys o’…? /mutes again, nearly purges, controls it/ ……m’back.

It’ll be handled. Just… stop doing that.

April 19, 2012   1 note

golden-streak replied to your post: golden-streak replied to your post: No, no….

He threw a van at me. A VAN. What the hell was I supposed to do?

Catch it.

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April 19, 2012   7 notes

No, no. Please. Don’t call me when things like this happen, I love not knowing about issues like this right away.

jivebot:

donotcallmemaam:

/miserably opens comm/ In our defense, we stopped him. An’ he didn’t get anythin’, far as I can tell… /mutes it, purges over the bridge again/ …..’ey, uh, do we need an environment team o’er here o’ somethin’?

I don’t want to hear anything in your defense right now. I’ve already called in the clean up crew to pick up after the mess you both left. Get back to base immediately.

April 19, 2012   1 note

golden-streak replied to your post: No, no. Please. Don’t call me when things like this happen, I love not knowing about issues like this right away.

Hey, I got him to leave!

Would you like a gold star? A pat on the head? How about a few complimentary trophies saying “at least I got him to leave” from the store you destroyed? 

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April 19, 2012   7 notes

No, no. Please. Don’t call me when things like this happen, I love not knowing about issues like this right away.

Tags: Clearly you can handle it all on your own. CLEARLY.

April 19, 2012   4 notes

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